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Two and a Half Men (2003)

Two and a Half Men (2003)

TV series 262 episodes 12 seasons
TV-14 30 minutes EN Comedy
Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Season 9 (24 episodes)

Sep 19, 2011
Episode 1
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.
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Sep 26, 2011
Episode 2
People Who Love Peepholes
Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.
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Oct 03, 2011
Episode 3
Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
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Oct 10, 2011
Episode 4
Nine Magic Fingers
Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.
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Oct 17, 2011
Episode 5
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.
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Oct 24, 2011
Episode 6
The Squat and the Hover
Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
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Oct 31, 2011
Episode 7
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
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Nov 07, 2011
Episode 8
Thank You for the Intercourse
When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.
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Nov 14, 2011
Episode 9
Frodo's Headshots
Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.
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Nov 21, 2011
Episode 10
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.
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Dec 05, 2011
Episode 11
What a Lovely Landing Strip
Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.
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Dec 12, 2011
Episode 12
One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
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Jan 02, 2012
Episode 13
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.
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Jan 16, 2012
Episode 14
A Possum on Chemo
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
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Feb 06, 2012
Episode 15
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
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Feb 13, 2012
Episode 16
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.
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Feb 20, 2012
Episode 17
Not in My Mouth!
Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.
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Feb 27, 2012
Episode 18
The War Against Gingivitis
Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
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Mar 19, 2012
Episode 19
Palmdale, Ech
Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
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Apr 09, 2012
Episode 20
Grandma's Pie
Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.
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Apr 16, 2012
Episode 21
Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey
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Apr 30, 2012
Episode 22
Why We Gave Up Women
Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.
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May 07, 2012
Episode 23
The Straw in My Donut Hole
Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved.
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May 14, 2012
Episode 24
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.
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